The kind of joint that turns “just one hit” into a full-blown cancellation of your evening plans. Coated in glistening THC diamonds and packed with sticky indoor flower, Bad Decisions hits like a velvet hammer — heavy-eyed, full-body, couch-melting bliss with just enough head buzz to make everything funnier than it should be. Loud, smooth, and unapologetically potent. Light it up and let the night write itself.
Soft citrus notes layered over a smooth, silky smoke. This hybrid leans calming, offering a gentle head buzz followed by a relaxing body feel that keeps things easy and mellow.
Rich, smooth smoke with a slightly sweet and earthy profile. Expect a heavy, full-body high that settles in quickly, bringing deep relaxation and a slow, laid-back vibe.
Sweet, doughy notes with a light fruity finish. This indica-leaning hybrid delivers a warm, soothing high that starts euphoric and melts into a calm, full-body relaxation.
Stud Muffin is a 65% Indica-dominant hybrid strain Genetics from a cross of Super Lemon Kush and 9LB Hammer. It is known for producing heavy yields with a sweet, lemon-grape aroma and providing intense, sedative, and muscle-relaxing effects. It is often used to treat pain, insomnia, and for deep relaxation.
Señor Giggles by Twisted Growers is a high-potency, often Indica-dominant hybrid (sometimes listed as sativa-dominant) known for inducing euphoria, sociability, and laughter.
Effects: Calm Happy Relaxed Energetic
Flavor Profile: Citrus Pine Funk Gas
Afternoon Delight is a hybrid strain created through a cross of the insanely delicious Banana X Schrom X Tangie strains. This bud is beloved for its crazy delicious taste and absolutely delightful effects. Afternoon Delight will tickle your tongue with sweet citrus flavors that are accented by rich pine and skunky diesel. The aroma is very similar, with a skunky fruitiness that’s accented by tropical citrus and a pungent hit of diesel as the nugs are burned. The effects of Afternoon Delight are incredibly relaxing and calming in nature, exactly the strain you want for a lazy afternoon. You’ll feel an even head and body buzz that’s cloudy and spacey with a slight couch-lock and long-lasting effects. However, these effects are pretty mild in nature unless you smoke a little too much of this delight. This bud has lumpy popcorn-shaped bright neon green nugs that are covered in thin orange hairs and a super sticky coating of sweet resin.
Mandarin Cookies, also known as “Mandarin Mints,” is a hybrid cross between Forum Cut Cookies and Mandarin Sunset. She gives off a sedating and calming high with flavors of sweet citrus and diesel. Mandarin Cookies is a great choice for an after dinner dessert that won’t leave you glued to your couch.
Blockberry is a hybrid made from a cross between Black Cherry Punch and Tropicana Cookies. She has a unique structure and is one of the sturdiest plants you can grow. She features flavors like orange, vanilla and blue cheese with a dominant terpene of myrcene, giving off an earthy and cherry aroma. Consumers tell us Blockberry effects include feeling euphoric, creative and focused. Medical marijuana patients often choose to reach for her when dealing with symptoms associated with gastrointestinal disorders, depression, and fibromyalgia.
Cherrylicious doesn’t just hit—it slaps. Born from Lemon Cherry Gelato and Udder Madness, this strain is a powerhouse of sweet, earthy cherry vibes mixed with gassy undertones that punch through every inhale. Its flavor is pure decadence, while its effects bring a jolt of creativity and laser focus that’ll have you riding a high of epic proportions. Whether you’re chasing your next big idea or just want to vibe, Cherrylicious is the go-to for those who crave bold flavor and potent results. This isn’t just weed; it’s a sensory experience that demands respect.
Holy Snow is a sativa-dominant hybrid The bank’s breeders have crossed Arjan’s favorite strain, the famous Hawaiian Snow, with Holy Punch. Hawaiian Snow provides a distinctive aroma, a blend of onion that mixes beautifully with the intense fruity sweetness inherited from Holy Punch. A combination of ripe fruit and spicy hints typical of this strain phenotype, which will appeal to all sativa lovers. Holy Snow produces a mostly pleasant effect for any time of the day, with a strong cerebral stimulation thanks to her sativa lineage that will be balanced by the positive boost provided by Holy Punch.
The Soap, not to be confused with Zoap, is a hybrid strain made from a genetic cross between Animal Mints and Kush Mints. She is an ideal choice for beginner cannabis consumers. Her effects can include focus, energization, and arousal. The Soap features flavors like mint, pine and cheese. Dominant terpenes include caryophyllene followed by limonene.