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Valorem Mexican Flambe 1.0G PreRoll (10 for $38!!!)

a standout hybrid weed strain that blends legendary genetics (Ice Cream Cake x Animal Mints) into a premium cannabis flower experience. With notes of toasted sugar and caramel flan layered over earthy gas, its rich terpene profile delivers a smooth, bittersweet ride. Visually stunning with trichome-heavy buds and dark purple accents, this premium cannabis flower ignites a mellow, creative high that inspires without overwhelming—perfect for daydreamers and artists alike. Whether you’re browsing your favorite marijuana dispensary or searching for a truly unique hybrid strain, Mexican Flambé delivers spacy giddiness and heightened senses without the crash.

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Valorem Rotten Rozay 1.0G PreRoll

Rotten Rozay is an evenly balanced hybrid created by crossing the classic GMO and Rozay F2 strains. Its fragrance is described as a mix of sour fruit and earth, while its flavor offers hints of strawberry and a much more intense fruit presence on the back end. Users describe Rotten Rozay as chill and mood-elevating, launching the mind into the cosmos. The cerebral and physical effects mimic many of its Kush relatives. The high’s atmospheric enhancements make it particularly useful for reigniting your own creative endeavors or absorbing someone else’s.

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Valorem Sherb Cream Pie 1.0G PreRoll

Sherb Cream Pie is an indica-dominant hybrid strain crossed between Ice Cream Cake and Sherb BX-1. It boasts beautifully colored, trichome-dusted nugs that will wow you on all levels. She has an amazingly strong scent of heavy fuel and fruity cream with a flavor that won’t quit. Sweet creamy vanilla dominates the flavor profile with hints of cinnamon and fruit on the finish. Fans of Sherb Cream Pie describe the high as a state of blissful relaxation that won’t put you to sleep when the smoke clears.

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Valorem Dante’s Inferno 1.0G PreRoll (10 for $38!!!)

Dante’s Inferno is a cannabis strain, that combines Oreoz and Devil Driver. Breeders Clearwater Genetics and Tiki Madman teamed up on the strain. Dante’s Inferno can smell sweet and creamy, and is known for it’s beautiful, blingy look. This indica hybrid has lots of cookies genetics in it for a relaxing effect.

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Valorem Lava Cake 1.0G PreRoll

The Lava Cake strain is a flavor-packed cross of Thin Mint GSC x Grape Pie, known for its delicious flavor profile and supremely relaxing high. Its unique terpene profile offers the aroma of fresh baked goods with a minty finish. Her flavor is sweet cake and earthy undertones, with a smooth smoke typical of the Cookies varieties. These beauties are tightly packed lime green buds with a speckling of purple coloring and a thick coating of glistening trichomes. Users report a powerfully sedating high that calms both the mind and body. The insanely delicious flavor and powerfully relaxing effects will take the Lava Cake strain to the top of your favorites list.

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Valorem Heavy Eye 1.0G PreRoll

Our Heavy Eye strain combines Kush Mints and Jealousy, placing you at the crossroads of Cookies and Kush. Its fragrance and flavor have an earthiness combined with fresh mint leaves, then soaked in petrol. Bound to please enthusiasts of “the gasses,” there’s plenty of diesel notes – especially on the exhale. The buds have the signature Cookies Fam appearance – asymmetrical, with dark green leaves encased in a frosty layer of trichomes. Fans of Heavy Eye describe its effects as walking a fine line of hybrid symmetry, hitting both the body and mind without stealing your mojo. The inherited Kush genetics will become familiar to cannabis enthusiasts upon the first puff. A faint euphoric uplift burns off after about 15 minutes, seized by the great strength of its Jealousy parent’s indica genetics.

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Valorem Hooch 1.0G PreRoll

Hooch is a heavy-hitting indica hybrid bred from Slurty3 and Street Guru known for its fast finish, high yield and stunning bag appeal. This strain delivers dense bright green nugs coated in frost with tapered structure orange hairs and hints of bluish hues throughout. The aroma brings earthy diesel with a touch of sweetness offering a bold nose that reflects its potent profile. With its powerful effects striking visuals and reliable performance Hooch checks every box.

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Major Bloom Zote 1.0G PreRoll

Zote is an indica-dominant hybrid bred from Soap Bag Seed x Wilson. Her flavor profile is sweet and smooth, featuring notes of fruity citrus candy layered with bright blueberry and a cool menthol finish on the exhale. The experience builds gradually, starting with a gentle sensation along the spine that slowly spreads outward, easing tension, sore muscles, and everyday aches. As the body relaxes, the mental effects follow with a hazy, uplifted calm that quiets racing thoughts and brings a sense of peaceful contentment. This balanced combination makes Zote especially well suited for nighttime use, helping consumers unwind and ease into rest or sleep without feeling overly heavy. Zote is often chosen to help manage stress, mood swings, physical discomfort, cramps, or trouble sleeping.

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U4EA Where’s My Bike 3.5G

Unlock your creativity with Where’s my bike, renowned for its ability to rapidly elevate your thoughts while delivering constant relaxation. This cerebral high stimulates euphoria and bliss, making every session a journey of inspiration. This flower is known to reduce pain from migraines, headaches, cramps, and muscle spasms, making it your ultimate companion to feeling your best!

BRED BY
Karma Genetics

GENETICS
Biker Kush x Amnesia

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U4EA Garlic Breath 3.5G

Sink into serenity with this mouthwatering indica hybrid! Bursting with rich, savory notes of garlic, spice, and sweet earth, Garlic Breath delivers a flavor as bold as its name. Expect a smooth, slow-building high that melts stress and tension into pure tranquility, leaving you blissfully calm yet contently aware. Perfect for unwinding after a long day or elevating your evening vibe — one whiff, and you’ll know why it’s a fan favorite.

GENETICS
GMO (Garlic Cookies) and Mendo Breath

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U4EA Pie Dough 3.5G

“Crafted entirely in-house from start to finish, Pie Dough showcases the true expression of our U4EA Single Source process—where cultivation, washing, and finishing all happen under one roof for total quality control and unmatched consistency.

Blending the fruity, lip-smacking sweetness of Pie Dough with the unmistakable punch of GMO, Pie Dough delivers the best of both lineages. The initial hit brings a powerful, sedative wave that settles right behind the eyes, a signature nod to its GMO roots, while the exhale leaves behind a smooth, sweet, and doughy finish courtesy of Pie Eyed.

This heavy-hitting strain is known for its deeply relaxing effects, making it a go-to for easing insomnia and chronic pain. Strong, soothing, and full-bodied, Pie Dough wraps you in long-lasting comfort while showcasing the purity and potency that define U4EA Single Source.”

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