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Cheetah Piss is a hybrid strain that crosses Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97. While the name is an homage to famous old school strain Cat Piss, there isn’t much in common when it comes to the highs. As far as its terpene profile, Cheetah Piss is funky just like Cat Piss, reminding consumers of those strains with weird, uncommon qualities. She is pungent, sharp, and skunky, delivering you to a state of euphoria that will have you giggling all day and night.

OG Tang, or Tangie OG, is an evenly balanced hybrid created through crossing the delicious Tangie and the classic OG Kush strains. She takes the flavors of her two celebrity parents and combines them for a mouthwatering smoke that will leave you begging for more. Each inhale brings a tangy citrusy pine flavor that’s accented by a lemony herbal exhale.

Satoshi is an indica-dominant hybrid made from a genetic cross between Pure Kush and Bubba Kush. She features flavors like citrus, earthy, and a hint of diesel with top a top terp of limonene, contributing to her refreshing and invigorating aroma. She is celebrated for her versatility and ability to provide both mental clarity and physical relaxation, making it an excellent choice for a wide range of consumers. Satoshi is ideal for reducing stress and promoting a positive mood. Medical marijuana patients often choose this strain when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, depression, and chronic pain.

Watermelon Wilson is an indica-dominant strain known for her relaxing effects, sleepiness, and appetite stimulation. Her parents are Watermelon Z and WC Wilson, infusing her with fruitiness and earthy notes. Wilson’s soothing effect will prove why it’s one of the most desired indica strains on the market.

Sugar Blossoms x Banana Pudding is a sweet, dessert-like sativa strain that blends fruity, creamy banana notes with floral, sugary undertones. Expect a smooth, mellow high that balances uplifting euphoria with gentle relaxation — perfect for unwinding without heavy sedation.

Chem X is a sativa-dominant strain that emerged from a cross between 91 Chemdawg X Girl Scout Cookies X Tropicana Cookies F1. This celebrity child boasts a super potent high with energizing effects that induce creativity and sociability. The bud has a sweet and sour citrusy lime flavor with hints of hops, lavender, cinnamon, and magnolia. These notes call out to Chem X’s terpene content which includes caryophyllene, limonene, linalool, and myrcene. It has been reported to help treat chronic fatigue, depression, chronic pain, stress, and headaches.

Dulce De Uva is a hybrid strain made from a genetic cross between Grape Pie and OG Kush. She has a sweet and fruity flavor, resembling grape candy with hints of vanilla and dominated by myrcene (one of our favorite terps). Her effects are said to induce happiness, relaxation, and giggliness. Medical marijuana patients choose Dulce De Uva when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, stress, and depression.

Grease Monkey x Tina, also known as Slippery Susan, is an Indica-dominant hybrid strain with an interesting flavor and appealing effects. This strain from High Supply is said to offer hints of coffee, cocoa, and pungent fuel. The effects come across as mentally uplifting at first, but you soon slip into a deep state of physical relaxation. Top reported effects include a couch lock type high, euphoria, and relaxation.

Candy Fumez is a hybrid strain parented by Zkittlez and Sherbanger. Her sweet pungency with diesel, creamy berry is a 2023 “Best of the Rest” award winner. She’s a great choice for an evening wind down, delivering euphoric but sleepy effects.

Lava Cake is a flavor-packed indica-dominant cross of Thin Mint GSC x Grape Pie, known for her delicious flavor profile and supremely relaxing high. Her unique terpene profile offers the aroma of fresh baked goods with a minty finish. Her flavor is sweet cake and earthy undertones, with a smooth smoke typical of the Cookies varieties. These beauties are tightly packed lime green buds with a speckling of purple coloring and a thick coating of glistening trichomes. Users report a powerfully sedating high that calms both the mind and body. The insanely delicious flavor and powerfully relaxing effects will take the Lava Cake strain to the top of your favorites list.